Text Me - Don’t Call Me*

*millenial syndrome  

SMS and WhatsApp are best:

0421-866-304

Recommend booking three to five days in advance to get the best time.

But you can always try last-minute.

Instructions on address and payment options are communicated via text.

Booking availability is determined by how much up to my neck in study and existential self-pity I feel as I finish my Masters degree.